Friday, March 18, 2011

Hog Tracks

BYU has started producing something that sounds truly disgusting: maple doughnuts with strips of actual bacon on top. Yuck! Anthony insists that they are good, something about the salty/sweet contrast, I guess. I refuse to believe it.

However, I have come up with a new concept based on the general idea of bacon-flavored desserts: Hog Tracks. You've had moose tracks, bunny tracks, turtle tracks, and beaver tracks, but you have NEVER tasted an ice cream like this. I'm envisioning vanilla ice cream with a ribbon of bacon flavor swirled in, and (of course!) tiny lumps of bacon covered in chocolate and shaped like pigs. MMMMMM.

What do you think? Should I pitch it to Breyers?

4 comments:

  1. Maybe if it was a ribbon of caramel? Those little piggy shaped chocolate bacon bits sound AMAZING.

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  2. Haha! I really do think it sounds gross. You'd really like bacon covered in chocolate? Interesting. :)

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  3. You should definitely pitch it to Breyers because, even though I don't think it sounds tasty, I would buy one just to try it.

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  4. I think it sounds disgusting!! I bet it would be a top seller in Arkansas, though, especially in the western half! :)

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