Hog Tracks

BYU has started producing something that sounds truly disgusting: maple doughnuts with strips of actual bacon on top. Yuck! Anthony insists that they are good, something about the salty/sweet contrast, I guess. I refuse to believe it.

However, I have come up with a new concept based on the general idea of bacon-flavored desserts: Hog Tracks. You've had moose tracks, bunny tracks, turtle tracks, and beaver tracks, but you have NEVER tasted an ice cream like this. I'm envisioning vanilla ice cream with a ribbon of bacon flavor swirled in, and (of course!) tiny lumps of bacon covered in chocolate and shaped like pigs. MMMMMM.

What do you think? Should I pitch it to Breyers?

Yes, it's true.

I am pregnant.

Sorry for never answering your question, Elizabeth! I wasn't ready to tell everyone yet, and I thought I was being crafty by saying the maternity top was something I didn't finish during my last pregnancy. That was true, by the way. I just somehow didn't notice that by saying "last pregnancy" I was definitely implying that there was more than one...

Did you notice seemingly diminished brainpower during pregnancy? Because I feel like that's happening sometimes.

So, we had an early ultrasound just before ten weeks (I am eleven weeks today), and as you can see, there's a baby in there. Pretty cute, too. We saw him or her kicking on the screen. Awww!

I am due October 5th.